Lunch isn't as exciting without taz around.

Graeme and Svea's kid went live today!

Sapient requires applicants to their Tokyo office to be able to speak and write japanese fluently.

Lame.

Who said germans don't know how to have a good time?

Nothing spells Horny like Japanese chic... errr... technology. Sony's newest clié is a tricorder. Never really been that into pdas, but with 320x480 color screens and the ability to pack 128mb of memory in them, this really looks like the great mobile music/porn/shoe-cam/organizational tool I've always wanted.

Japanese porn video title of the week:
We're Crazy about the Act of Molesting Vol. 7

Was just reminded today of how Dan Savage's readers preferred the term "pegging", while I much preferred the term "punting".

Punting just has a sense of action and accomplishment to it that pegging doesn't. You can already see the ref holding his arms up in the air, saying "shit yeah, that punt was good".

After hitting the morrisey tonight, I went to fritz with lilli, allan and barry and had two hot dog sandwiches, and a mister coke.

Been craving one forever. Good godth. Hot dog sandwiches are good.

note to all inanimate fans. i will be in vancouver april 11. i am bringing meat from africa and europe...prepare.

My hand still smells like the salmon pepperoni I had earlier. Smoked meat leaves traces.

Allan's friend nicole sounded pretty disgusted with this site after he sent her the link. In particular, brent's link to the flash guide on jerking off didn't go over well.

Cnott sent over a link to Scoutwalker.com which shows all the wonderful positions that the AT-STs from starwars can assume in a sexual relationship.

Happy birthday to Cory who wasn't in the office to taste today's meat snack of the day: "Hot and double smoked pepperoni" from urban fare.

"asian girls with big fake boobs are the greatest thing ever" tv show quote of the day

I'm always reminded of famewhore when I see this.

My brother has this annoying habit of coming into my room, sitting around, and letting go of some farts that beg the question, "What the hell is rotting up inside your ass?".

If he keeps this up, I'm gonna add some brown down to his pillow.

I don't know what I was thinking last night. That tacobus was totally wrong. Clarisworks didn't have antialiasing.

We now have a much more faithful reproduction of the original tacobus. Dave Ross, a guy I used to work with stole my idea and registered tacobus.com before I was an elite web-tekk sort of guy. Maybe I should add him to the list of people who need a good cockpunch.

I've just added a disclaimer to protect myself legally from you visiting this site.

It'd be a good idea for you to read it before you continue.

Lilli brought me back some sweet flyers from the electronics district of tokyo.

While we have video games about killing nazis, they seem to have video games based on molesting schoolgirls and chicks posessed by horny ghosts I think.

Exhibits A and B.

Back in grade 11, I made a slideshow (in turbo pascal) for the mac called "Taco Bus". It looked a lot like this one I just did up. The slideshow had audio and told a story of a moving taco that ran someone over. Some guys in the following computer science class found it and it became a bit of a cult hit.

I'm thinking I should have given writing children's stories a bit more thought.

The new punisher favicon is a tribute to the leet punisher icon I made for my cs disk in claris works way back in the day.

Mozilla 0.9.9 is not so nets. Mozilla 0.9.8 is still more better.

And for those of you noticing the new favicon (get mozilla or bookmark me in IE), it's not a skull, it's a pixel-cock. Also check out brent's. It is car.

On receiving content for a new page in french the night of launch:

(via prairieguns) : Assholes like this are what's keeping 16:9 tvs out of my price range. Widescreen is king. You pan and scan assholes can eat a dick.

Mozilla 0.9.9 is out. I am really diggin' these nets. edit: nevermind. not so nets anymore

My computer at work is such a piece of shit.

There's no better example of a dysfunctional family than my own when we go out for dim sum. As sure and steady as the atomic clock, we always seem to make an event out of it.

Despite the fact that every outing for the last 8 years has probably ended in the same result, every 2 months or so we seem to forget the last 48 times we had this problem and go out again for it.

Good thing I get to go to work today and relax after that.

I made the move to mozilla tonight as my primary browser after flash made netscape choke hard enough to make my audio skip. If you've been following this blog for a while, you'd know that anything that makes my audio skip gets kicked out of my room. I think taz would say something to the effect of "about fucking time".

I think I might have gotten food poisoning from those calpicos I drank since my head and my ass are both spinning now.

The nuge sent me an email today. No news on what he's up to, but he did send me a link to some japanese porn. He's a good man that guy.

I'm sitting at work this wonderful afternoon sipping a "melon flavored non carbonated fermented milk calpico water soft drink" from a capri-sun/tetra pak hybrid container.

This stuff is pretty good. Too bad the graeme is too much a pussy to try the mango, orange, strawberry, or regular flavored versions.

Audition turned out to be a bit disappointing, with a storyline that moved too slowly for the most part. It did pick up near the end and made me squirm in my seat as many takashi miike movies do.

Areas of note were: a tongueless man kept in a bag fed only vomit from a dog dish, a decrepit masturbater in a wheelchair, and a painful to watch torture scene featuring needles and garrote wire.

I'd recommend Ichi the killer as the one movie of his to see if you could only stand that sort of sickness once. The pace is fast, and the the comic book violence is easier to digest than some of his other works.

Hmmm... I haven't had sweet soft balls in my mouth since taz left for amsterdam.

If only I had a tim horton's near my place.

Traffic has been up big this month with a thousand visitors already. I haven't figured out where they're coming from yet, but here's some of the more interesting search terms used to find the site.

les schwab free beef

little tits of very jung girls

schoolgirls japanese counter-strike

erotic golf

14-16 boys pics

And no, I don't have hidden content sections as brent has suggested.

I finally recieved both my takashi miike dvd and my 5M optical cable in the mail today. The audio dropouts are finally gone, and I can enjoy my new home theatre in peace and watch a hot japanese chick with black rubber gloves and a needle do her thing. I'm sorry I ever doubted the internet.

While arch is a Jem sort of guy, my favourite 80's cartoon babe was She-ra.

Being the consumer that I am, I sometimes order up stuff from the states and abroad from ebay and other internet sources.

Luckily for me, Canada customs will hold my package for two weeks while trying to find what 14.5% of the declared value is. My miike takashi dvd has taken 4 weeks now, with canada post coming by with it but leaving with it and not telling me where I can pick it up.

I'm should go break my leg or something just to get some value from my tax dollars through the medical system, but that would take too long.

Fran makes good on his word and designs the new flag for inanimate.

Word on the street is that this was done for me in lieu of a raise this year.

edit: the movie is now click to play style, to make for less fatnets.

inanimate.ca takes the gold.

number of phone calls I've answered today: 7
number of phone calls worth answering: 0

I like icq.

I should do:

Finish Daxx's site.

Clean up my desk

I want to:

sleep.

not work.

It was a hot summer and I had filled the tub with cold water to cool the place a bit. My brother was sitting at his desk with his shirt off and his back to me, providing ample opportunity for something nice.

I pulled the back of my shorts down a bit and dipped my bare ass into the tub, and quickly and quietly (much like a ninja) made my way to his room and planted my wet ass cheeks against his upper back, making a superb assprint.

I wish I had a video camera back then.

Scope the clip from Ghost World on the left. I'm in agreement with Arch and Thora Birch's Enid on this one. That guy does rule.

Sang (via Cnott) sent over this post from dooce. Really makes me wonder how big an influence this site will be in my eventual firing.