The guys at the office and I have come up with the master retirement plan. This friday, we're going to win the super7 lottery, splitting $22million amongst the 10 of us.

Retirement, here I come.

the inanimate dicktionary:
Delicatessen of love: The area starting slightly above the navel, ending just below the knees of a woman.

Ernie never got a university degree and thus he has bought a great deal of shame to our parents. Whenever the conversation leads to what Ernie does they start mumbling and looking down at the ground. This explains why Ernie is paid more than me - it gives him something to be proud of since he has nothing else to be proud of (unless he considers bringing shame to our parents a good thing).

To help make things better Ernie's job title is now Doctor Interweb. Ernie heals and cures bad HTML and Javascript. I think we can convince our parents that Ernie is shameless.

I recently got some spam that referred to this site as adult oriented, and maybe there's a tiny bit of truth to it.

Despite the content which is sometimes as real as beef, and sometimes a touch exaggerated, I've yet to be fired over my posts, and no one I know who reads this has stopped talking to me, or told me that the sister they had once mentioned didn't actually exist (me: waves to hyedie).

Thanks for coming, stayed tuned, there's more hornyness to come.

With the battle royale pic as my desktop background now, I continue to find myself both intrigued and disturbed.

The situation is sad to the point where it's maddening, and I can't escape the shameful guilt in helping to create the demand that brings young girls to become ejaculate repositories for perverts and deviants to gawk at.

The compassion I feel for her is overshadowed by the undeniable feeling of shallowness in only caring and feeling for those who are beautiful, and the guilt laden fact that the ugly, downtrodden, or poor would likely get no such pity.

In the sick justification of all of this, is the fact that we all benefit from the suffering of others. Our coffee beans are brewed with the sweat of poor farmers, and our nikes are made by children. I don't think I'm any more guilty of exploitation (whether for material possesions or porn) than anyone else is, but it doesn't seem to make this any more acceptable, and like the rest of you, I can't seem to resist.

Jason wrote and asked if I knew who the chick in the tic tac commercial was. I don't.

If you know, e-mail me and I'll spread the word.

Hey euro-biyatches! Hot and lonely in Amsterdam? Go on a date with Taz.

If you are hot, cool, not a stupid, female, between the ages of 12 (I hear that shit is legal over there) and 30 and currently located in Amsterdam, email datetaz@inanimate.ca and I will hook you up.

Better make this good ladies, cos he's gonna fucking kill me for doing this. Pic of taz located to the left stolen without permission from the lovely people of Prairieguns.com. And this was totally Kelly's idea. If you don't win this contest, you will get a chance to go out with Ben Rooney instead.

If you want to get some skid marks on your toilet give me a call. I'm an expert at it. Just ask Ernie.

Seems Canadian snipers are more elite-tek than their US counterparts. They're taking out soft targets at 2.43km.

Me: Anyone know how much an elliptical machine costs? I wanna get one.
Co-worker: Alot.
Me: Ok, I'll just get a barbeque instead.

I'm going to start a company called "I can't believe it's" and put out products like "I can't believe it's not mayo", "I can't believe it's not margarine", and "I can't believe it's not Ernie".

This is now the best blogg on the internet. Victory by default.

A dvd found on Jlist.com:

Semen Battle Royale -- Kurumi Morishita
A sperm-lover's dream, this is a performance without peer by the lovely and erotic Kurumi Morishita! In this unprecedented erotic DVD Kuru-Kuru fellates 20 men, takes the sperm of 34 men while being fucked from below, then is showered with the sperm of 68 ejaculations while fucking on top. Finally, 65 men urinate on her, to wash the sperm away. Because this is Soft on Demand, you know everything is completely real and above-board, with no fake sperm or funny business going on. A fantastic bukkake, tekoki and zamen performance!!

I'm finding this as sad as it is mind blowing . I can't imagine a normal non-abusive childhood in Japan leading to a starring role in this sort of video.

If I'm totally wrong about that, then it's time for me to pack my bags and book a plane ticket.

Someone set up us the bomb.

If a company has a website that won't even work right in Internet Explorer, you're probably better off avoiding doing any business with them.

My lomo is kinda broked. It won't wind and I had to abort a roll of film that was still in it's first trimester.

I think maybe it was angry about having the pork pic taken down, and decided to file a formal complaint and protest.

I bought a clie for various reasons, but it's really not that great for looking at portable porn. I guess you can only expect so much from a 256shade monochrome screen with 320x320 res. Decoding jpgs takes forever.

I might just have to a keep porn clippings around with me for backups.

Canada Customs likes to open (and hold) my packages when I order dvds from Hong Kong. I think I'm gonna order up a package of anthrax just for kicks.

When I was younger, I used to be moderately anti-establishment. That was until I got a job, became a consumer, and started shopping at the Gap.

At least I'm too apathetic to care anymore and I accept the fact that I'm just a whore.

And Happy Birthday Hyedie! otanjoubiomedetougozaimasu!

Currently wishing : That I was the meat in a Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts hot dog sandwich.

Monday is Geriatics day at the ridge. Luckily for me, Birthday Girl didn't start till after bedtime for the oldies which cleared out most of the theatre population. I've made note to drop by the ridge on other nights of the week.

Erin made me take down the pork pic. Either I'm nice or I'm whipped.

I'm reminded once again why I still buy CDs. Most people couldn't rip a decent mp3 to save their own life. The average mp3 downloaded from filesharing apps sounds like it was ripped from FM radio.

In case you're wondering, get EAC and lame and stop ripping shitty mp3s. iTunes does a good job too for the PC impaired.

Supporting good artists is cool too, so buy a cd now and then for fucks sake or find an artist who accepts paypal payments directly.

Wow. Another round of sweet search terms used to get here:

just by watching you cant stop masturbating

good anorexic pics

molesting japanese video

taz porn

sister likes brother to open her anus

And no, I don't know how in the hell. Other than the taz porn, I don't really have the other items on this site.

Brent just said my recent content was shit, and hoped I wasn't going to start writing about my feelings again.

Inside, that really hurts. I'm not a children's entertainer or web babysitter. I'm a fucking human being for christ's sake.

Why is the day that Jesus was crucified called Good Friday?

I play too much new game.