Audioshop.on.ca is my new source for grado gear. Got 2 sets of pads shipped for $42 whereas local shops wanted $30 a piece.

Other than the lack of online payment, service was fast and friendly. Prices are good. Sweetek.

(grado makes some of the sweetest headphones around but they start at $130CAD. They will kick the living shit out of mass market headphones in the same price range though)

The best thing about american girls is that they come with bacon and cheese.

Biggest dilemma in my life currently :

Deciding whether schweppes or Jones makes the better cream soda.

Peter sent this link to the domokun - developers remix.

If anyone has access to a store with domokuns, drop me a line.

I bitch at work about flash being the retarded cousin that always gets invited to birthday parties but there's one thing it's proven itself invaluable for.

icq excerpt from today :

[10:34] LunchBoxPunch: if north american culture was like the japanese we would all be a bunch of asses. The japanese are bumholes, they are into the craziest sex fetishes and yet they still feel they have to censor the nads and poontang areas.

That pic is a domokun, most well known for killing kittens due to your failure to stop masturbating.

This eternally angry looking poo guy is a mascot for a japanese tv station, is addicted to tv, loves Guitar Wolf and seems mentally retarded. All in all, I love it! If only north american culture were half as crazy as the japanese, we might get somewhere.

icq excerpt from tonight:

[00:50] Arch: i'd do the dude in the crying game
[00:50] evil jesus: fuck off

Seoul House on broadway isn't kidding when they call it "premium short rib". Even better though is the korean name for it, "wang kalbi".

Respect to all the piggies in the house, but this beef represents!

I don't care how much you love football, stop fucking honking your horn at 2:30 in the morning.

After me and the boys win the lotto this friday, I think I'm gonna wanna hire some teenage girls to wrestle in a kiddie pool (the plastic turtle kind with the 2 foot slide) full of campbell's cream of mushroom soup on my front lawn while spraying them with a hose. And those terrorists think they can disrupt our way of life.

In other news I seem to be the number one result for cockpunch on google.

After quite a bit of waiting, Arch and I got our Neverwinter Nights on tonight.

It's amazing how completely retarded I feel while making up a Dungeons and Dragons name for my character. Might as well be Virginis Loserblade. I think it's just impossible to say your d&d name out loud without feeling like an idiot.

One of my favourite web comics is back online after a few months away. I'd be a bit careful clicking the link unless your monitor faces away from the public, but it's hilarious if not a touch disturbing.

Ninjas rule

"Do what you love and the money will follow".

Last I heard, the job market for full time porn-viewing masturbators wasn't looking too hot.

I just noticed that some bloggers have amazon wishlists on their sites so that readers can buy them stuff. But, I've also noticed that these wishlists are usually accompanied by a webcam featuring a cute female blogger.

Well, like the $7 we gave to a dude doing street theatre at Kits beach tonight, you should all forget the fact that I'm neither female nor cute and buy me stuff anyway. Since I have no desire to actually spend the 5 minutes required to legitimize my consumerism through amazon, you can just use the porn title list in the previous post as my "wishlist". If enough scwhag comes my way, I might just show you my tits.

Japan has the best porn titles.

Favs include:

Grade A Breast Attack

Love Love Cooking

Illegally Violate Tits 7

Cotton Feeling

Hyedie's friends are opening up a new restaurant featuring modern asian cuisine.

If I opened up an asian restaurant, I'd call it Mao Tse-Dine. Everyone would be forced to eat from a communal rice bowl made of iron.

Al mentioned dinner conversation tonight hitting upon "work horror stories".

I don't have any, since every day of my job is a joy and a delight. I am currently counting the hours til I am back at my desk.

Moulin Rouge was beautiful on the big screen but the Ridge's sound system couldn't do the soundtrack justice.

Sitting at the ridge for 4 hours makes for a different type of sore ass as well.

Happenstance plays at the Ridge June 24-25.

mmmm... Nicole Kidman gets milf of the year award for her role in "The Others".

Quite possibly my two favourite movies this year, Moulin Rouge and Amelie are playing at the ridge this weekend.

If you wait to see them on dvd you're an ass. (though the ridge does suck for subtitled films when full)

I guess having shit in your beef might not be as bad as having a human finger in your rice ball.

Infrequently, I'll buy something from Canada's favourite electronics shop, radioshack. On one more recent purchase, I agreed to give them my address with no postal code for warranty reasons on the terms that if they mailed me anything, I would go leave horrendous piles of feces in their stores.

I'm warming my ass up right now.

Despite popular belief, the content here goes through a fine-tuned self censorship process before being offered to the public. But things lately have been going from "that man in the clown suit just cockpunched me" funny to "that man in the clown suit just raped my kid" funny. (in case you're wondering, one post was deleted)

So I'm pulling posting rights for a bit, and I'm gonna george bush this blog back into shape. (cue whitesnake - here I go again)

After reading fast food nation, coop seemed more disgusted that the "pink hamburger" I ate was just an undercooked beef hamburger rather than a hemorroidic ass.