paper cuts: their site kinda sucks
t.g.l: they dont do websites
paper cuts: what do they do?
t.g.l: advertising
paper cuts: well, it's bad advertising to have a shitty website regardless of your industry

Because the new bossman has been talking about it quite a bit, I signed up for Second Life tonight to see what the fuss was all about.

After about 15 minutes of walking around aimlessly like an asshole, I realized it's too much like my first life to invest any more time into.

A while back I applied for a Capital One No Hassle Rewards Platinum card; you know... for no hassle rewards.

Much to my surprise, they not only declined me the card but they also put me on the Do Hassle Monthly with a credit card application list.

With O.J.'s new book getting cancelled, I'm getting rather nervous about the deal I signed with Random House for my new book "If I were Hitler".

During a discussion about where we could eat that would minimize the amount of unsafe water we might drink, I pointed out to my brother "We breathed the air in china, drinking the water here couldn't be worse".


My brain is moving in all sorts of directions lately and giving me odd ideas.

I'm trying to plan a vacation next year that roughly revolves around the idea of driving 1800km to Los Angeles so that I can eat south american style fried chicken. Of course the side benefits of sleeping in californian ditches and eating at roadside diners in small towns on the way are very appealing as well. There's even talk of hitting Tijuana to experience the local specialities of prostitutes, drugs and diarrhea.

I also declined to contribute any money to the company's United Way campaign this year deciding to put my time towards a worthwhile cause instead. Not only because I'm a poor bastard this year but because getting involved and interacting with real people is going to make a much bigger difference to both them and myself than paying away my sins with a small contribution every pay period. I figure there's a lot to be learned by spending even an hour with someone well outside your own realm of experience.

Slightly related, michelle mentioned the idea of adopting a goat for a family in some podunk country. While I later learned that the goat was supposed to provide milk and other replenishable sources of nutrition, I was suddenly inspired with the idea of buying a whole animal for a poor family to feast on. Sure, it's more about providing me with entertainment than it is about creating a sustainable and long term solution for a poor family, but fuck me if they wouldn't love eating a whole goat.

Food for Thought goes down tomorrow at the St. Francis de Sales School Hall to raise money for The Alzheimer Society of BC from 11 to 4pm.

You show up with money, food goes in your mouth.

shit.

I thought I had invented using food baby as a reference to a poo last night.

My 27th year is coming to an end tonight and it's been beautiful.

In fact, it's been the best year of my life. I met my maude and experienced real and life changing love, made some of the biggest advances of my career, and feel energized and confident that I'm only just now hitting my stride.

For all of you who have been a part of it, thanks.


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